OPEN ON A MALE SOCK PUPPET IN THE SHOWER MANSOCK: I can’t be away from my girlfriend for ten minutes without her texting me. I’m really starting to feel smothered. A FEMALE SOCK PUPPET APPEARS AND BEGINS TALKING IN A FAKE FEMALE NAGGING VOICE. EACH TIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING, WE CHANGE THE BACKGROUND SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE SOCK IS IN A NEW PLACE. FEMALESOCK: Where you at? Watcha doing? Where you at? Who you with? Text me! Where you at? Text me back! Watcha doing? Who you with? (continues until it’s really annoying) MANSOCK: If I don’t text her back, she gets mad, if I do, she’ll just keep on texting. I’ve asked her to chill out before, but she never seems to listen. FEMALESOCK: Where you at? Who you with? Text me! Where you at? Watcha doing? Where you at? Who you with? Where you at? (he puts a shoe over her head) MANSOCK: Aaaaaarrrrrg! What am I supposed to do? CUT TO CHOICES ON SCREEN AS MANSOCK NARRATES: a. You have no choice. Tell her your phone is broken. b. Tell her she needs to trust you and give you some space. c. Move away and work on a horse ranch. MANSOCK: Click: A, B, or C. MULTIPLE ENDINGS: CUT TO OPTION A AS MANSOCK NARRATES: a. “You have no choice. Tell her your phone is broken.” A SERIES OF SHOTS WHERE FEMALESOCK SMASHES CELL PHONE WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER. MANSOCK: So I told her my cell phone was broken. But she saw right through that. And she wasn’t happy about it. In fact, she was so unhappy that she smashed my cell phone. I’m not sure I want to date someone with that kind of temper. CUT TO OPTION B AS MANSOCK NARRATES: b. “TELL HER SHE NEEDS TO TRUST YOU AND GIVE YOU SOME SPACE.” MANSOCK: That’s the honest way to do things, unfortunately, it’s not always easy to say that. I think when you talk about things that are bothering you, it makes it a lot easier to avoid problems like this. TWO SOCKS ARE DANCING AND THEN START TO KISS. CUT TO OPTION C AS MANSOCK NARRATES: c. “MOVE AWAY AND WORK ON A HORSE RANCH.” SOCK WEARING A COWBOY HAT. MANSOCK: I don’t wanna move away. I’m a city sock. THE HORSE HE IS RIDING THROWS HIM OFF ITS BACK. MANSOCK: …plus I don’t like horses. Maybe I should just tell her to give me some space.