OPEN ON AN APPLE, A PEAR AND A BANANA SITTING ON DOLL HOUSE FURNITURE. THEY ALL HAVE
FACES DRAWN ON THEM AND THEY’RE HAVING A CONVERSATION AND WATCHING TV 

APPLE:	So I hung out with Orange again yesterday.
 
PEAR:		Dude, Orange is hot.

BANANA:	Yeah man, she’s juicy. You think you could get her to send some nude pics?

APPLE:	I’ve already tried.  She’s not into it.

PEAR:		Text her and see. You never know, maybe she’ll peel something off.
Don’t be such a coward, man. Do it.

THE BANANA AND PEAR START CHANTING.

FRUIT:	Do it!  Do it!  Do it!

THE CHANTING STOPS.  THE APPLE TALKS TO CAMERA NOW.

APPLE:	Whoa, hold it! I don’t want to seem like a chicken, but I don’t really
think Orange is into sending nude pics to me. What should I do?

CUT TO A SCREEN WITH MULTIPLE CHOICE OPTIONS AS APPLE NARRATES:
a.	Just keep trying, you never know.
b.	Tell my friends to get lost.
c.	Send her pics of my junk, maybe she’ll return the favor.


VO: 		Pick A, B, or C

CUT TO SCREEN WITH OPTION A AS APPLE NARRATES:

a. “JUST KEEP TRYING, YOU NEVER KNOW.”

WE SEE ORANGE DANCING HAPPILY WITH THE SOPHOMORE BANANA WHILE APPLE IS SITTING
ALONE WATCHING.

APPLE:  	Well, I tried it again. And she was not amused. In fact, she dumped
me.  Now she’s dating a sophomore banana with a mustache. It’s definitely a bad
idea to try pressuring your girlfriend into doing something.


CUT TO A SCREEN WITH OPTION B AS APPLE NARRATES:
b. “TELL MY FRIENDS TO GET LOST”

APPLE:	Good choice. Sometimes it’s hard to tell your friends to get lost. I
knew pressuring her for nude pictures was a bad idea.

THE OTHER FRUITS ALL GET BITES TAKEN OUT OF THEM UNTIL THEY DISSAPEAR.	

ORANGE AND APPLE DROP ONTO THE COUCH FROM ABOVE.  THE APPLE AND THE ORANGE
SNUGGLE.

APPLE:  	 I guess when something feels wrong, you have to follow your
instincts.

CUT TO A SCREEN WITH OPTION C AS APPLE NARRATES:
c. “SEND HER PICS OF MY JUNK, MAYBE SHE’LL RETURN THE FAVOR.”

THE BANANA AND PEAR HAVE A CAMERAPHONE AND ARE TAKING PICTURES OF THE APPLE
WITH HIS LOWER HALF PEELED.

PEAR:		Yeah, that’s it, take it off. Get nasty, you nasty apple.

APPLE:	Don’t you think this is a little weird?

BANANA:	No way dude. She’s gonna love these.  

APPLE:	Okay, I sent them.   

CUT TO ORANGE IN A KITCHEN WITH HER PINEAPPLE DAD AS SHE RECIEVES THE
TEXT.  

APPLE: 	Umm yeah. I don’t think that’s really the way to go. Can you
imagine if I had actually sent her pictures of my goodies?  

WE SEE THE PICTURE OF APPLE WITH HIS PEEL GONE.

THE ORANGE STARTS VOMITING OUT JUICE ONTO HER PINEAPPLE DAD.  

APPLE:	That would not have gone over well.